if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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