He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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