I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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