So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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