He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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