i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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