Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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