All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
