have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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