Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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