Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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