she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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