In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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