I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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