Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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