Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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