you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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