She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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