I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm jealous of your bromance
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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