That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
ttyl tear gas
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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