it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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