why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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