Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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