also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
just tell him i said nine months
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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