Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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