We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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