I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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