The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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