If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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