Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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