in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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