i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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