Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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