we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I intend to get homeless drunk
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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