I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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