i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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