Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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