elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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