1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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