Me. At least after what I've been through.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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