Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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