Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We are all done wearing pants today
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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