Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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