how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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