I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
