so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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