his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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