I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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