weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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