i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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