so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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