You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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