i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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