I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone