Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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