Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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