it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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