apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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This baby is an asshole
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE