I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..